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Bush did 9/11

Altho da goverment tells use dat Al Qaeda did 9/11, new evidence has surfaced that cleary shows Bush did 9/11. There were pictures released dat showed duh former president standing behind duh towers knocking them down. Dis evidence was deleted by the government shortly after it was released so we can't show the pictures. However deez pictures confirm dat Bush did 9/11 #jetfuelcannotmeltsteelbeams

First Doge on Mars

Yesterday a much historical very achievment was reached when a Doge landed on such Mars. "There was much wow on the planet" said Doge "It was very wow". Dis historic achievement is one small step for doge one large step for doge kind.

Doritos cure cancer

Despite what doctors once thout mountain dew is not duh cure for cancer, doritos are. Dis amazing discovery was made last thursday when a doctor accidently gave doritos 2 a cancer patient. Shortly after duh patient was one huned percent cured. Duh doctor fed 10 udder cancer patients Doritos and they all got cured. Dis cure is lit bruh.